2012-09-18-bm

We Can Do Anything, Betty

2012-09-18-bm

This was written at two in the morning when I couldn’t sleep.

Soooo here is news! My novel, The Dream of Doctor Bantam, just got a pretty good review in Publishers Weekly, preparatory to the official release date of October 1! (Though you can order it now.) Here is what they say:

In this offbeat, emotionally raw debut, FictionCircus.com co-founder Thornton explores the tribulations of romance and rebellion, and the coming-of-age of 17-year-old Julie Thatch. Still reeling from her older sister’s suicide, Julie meets and falls for Patrice, a mercurial, fragile, oddly-innocent young woman striving to move up in the ranks of the Institute of Temporal Illusions, a cult led by the titular Dr. Bantam. Their relationship is a volatile, co-dependent, unstable thing, made worse by Patrice’s damaged psyche and Julie’s cynicism regarding the cult and life in general. The latter’s half-hearted quest for personal growth clashes with Patrice’s increasing instability and obsession with becoming “Unbound,” or free from the concept of time, and both careen toward a moment of crisis. The lack of quotation marks gives the text a muted, distant feel, an effect abetted by Julie and Patrice’s underlying feelings of alienation and disaffection. But Thornton’s hypnotically intense writing style makes the story simultaneously attractive and repulsive, though consistently powerful.

They are notoriously sharp-tongued at PW, it is said, so this is a pretty good sign I think!

Comickaze was okay also. I realized within the first hour or so that it was really, um, not the crowd of people who are going to be into what I do, generally speaking (lots of anime/Adventure Time costumes; lots of scantily clad Poison Ivies and Dark Phoenixes.) I didn’t bring too much beyond the book and some MWHF collections, and it was pretty fun regardless of the lack of sales (beyond a few people, to whom I am grateful!) I tabled with Dylan Edwards of Studio NDR, who is delightful company, and got to meet & dine with people from Prism Comics and Northwest Press, both groups highly worthy of your attention!

Okay this is it — new comic Thursday!

2012-09-14-bm

Printing an E-Map

2012-09-14-bm

HUMOROUSLY, I’m very hastily putting this up before getting ready to catch a plane that I should have gotten ready to catch some time ago! This plane is bound for Los Angeles, where I will be at the COMICKAZE EXPO on Saturday and Sunday. I will be sharing booth #1638 with Dylan Edwards of Studio NDR, who has a new book out with a foreword by, gasp, Alison Bechdel! I will have a bunch of Man Who Hates Fun books, plus my novel, plus I guess paper that I can draw something on for you if you are into that.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, will also be at this convention. All right, I must go! There will most likely be a new strip TUESDAY. We are getting back on track, we hope.

2012-09-11-bm

Opposable Thumb

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I like the attitude that Mona is inculcating in Betty here. Imagine feeling superior to the dinosaurs themselves when you were a kid!

So who else is a Tyler Page fan? He’s released a big old 10th Anniversary edition of his ILL-FATED college days comic, Stylish Vittles! You get all 600+ pages of Stylish Vittles, a “director’s cut” edition comprising maybe half of those pages, lots of notes and page layouts, and long-buried RELEVANT COLLEGE WORK that reminds me of Jessica Abel/Artbabe stuff that I, uh, don’t like that much. But if you like painstakingly dissecting people’s DOOMED PROJECTS, this will be a kind of mother lode for you! And the many-years-later quick Part Four ending to Stylish Vittles is probably worth downloading this all on its own.

(I don’t mean to sound down on Tyler page with all of this DOOM talk! I like doomed things! But his project Nothing Better is pretty far from doomed, and Raised on Ritalin is going to be the smash graphic novel sensation of 2013-2014, whenever an enterprising publisher takes a shot on it.)

That’s it! The hope is to have a new strip up Thursday, and to get back to the Tues/Thurs thing as soon as possible. So check back when you can!

Sincerely,
Princess Hemlock

2012-09-07-bm

Serif Vomit Font

2012-09-07-bm

It has been a long, long time. But consider it a DOUBLE UPDATE. Above, this work, featuring guest appearance (kinda) by a “creative license” likeness of Austin Sketch Group’s own AUSTIN SWINBURN. I drew this sometime back in June, and now here it is. More Bad Mother/Boat Girl material soon. Man Who Hates Fun material less soon.

Below, a Jack Chick-style adventure, in support of my book. You ought to get yourself a copy of my book!

Love Is a Battlefield! A Publication of the Institute of Temporal Illusions

2012-06-19-bm

Snow Cone

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The point Cathy is making is that it is not actually respectful to be misgendered, and that the implication that a person is being respectful by assuming that you’re a member of what they take to be the ruling gender is not really that cool. NOT AS COOL AS THE DELICIOUS SNOW CONE SHE’S PURCHASED, ANYWAY

RANT: I mean really, is this hard? If you don’t want to ask what pronouns someone prefers because it would be an impossibly brief customer service style interaction and therefore awkward, which I get, then here’s a tip: if you can tell that someone is trying to project signals of being one gender or another, go with that! If someone is obviously dressed in a female manner, use female pronouns. Your RATE OF GIVING OFFENSE will probably not be zero, but it will be substantially lower than it will if you decide to go the SLY DETECTIVE route and say what’s “really” going on. (If you don’t want to ask what pronouns someone prefers when you see them regularly, or if you know what pronouns they prefer and just decide that it’s too hard for you to use the right ones, then MAY SEVEN BLIGHTS DESCEND ON YOU)

I understand that it is human to want to Solve Mysteries, but it’s maybe irritating also. I promise that I will try to be funnier on this subject in the future. IN THAT VEIN, please tune in THURSDAY, when Mona and Inez try to put together a flyer for a local event.

2012-06-14-bm

Who’s Afraid of Vegan Escargot

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We are back! Sorry for the delay! Let us explore the relationship between Mona and Inez for a spell.

What would vegan escargot even be made of? It seems like the hardest possible food to emulate in vegan form. I am open to suggestions as to recipes for this, and if there is a good one I will even make it and post pictures. THIS IS SERIOUS.

Whether or not you are also SERIOUS, I will see you Tuesday, when Cathy buys a snow cone and is shown Respect!

2012-06-05-bm

The Horror Pool

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I have no idea if this comic has external relevance, but it has some personal experiential validity at least. I remember spending literally hours as a kid swimming underwater and thinking about haunting things: What it would Look Like in Atlantis, How Similar is this to Flying, etc etc. There was this terrifying altered state associated with the pool: your basic systems of movement are overloaded; your whole way of interacting with the world changes utterly, into something more eerily natural. I guess that’s what I’m trying to capture, that way swimming TAKES OVER THE BRAINS OF CHILDREN, and I think it kind of does a good job of it, but I just seriously have no idea if other people have this creepy hypnotic relationship to swimming, of if it is just me and Betty Spector, a character I have created. Please weigh in on the subject with your own terrifying water stories!

Also, question: how old does Betty look/seem? I have like zero experience with drawing kids, other than the somewhat older kids in The Man Who Hates Fun, and I may need to figure out some alternate way to do this.

Okay, sad news: there will be NO COMIC THURSDAY OR SATURDAY. It can not happen! I am sorry! If you wish to send me something to put up in lieu of a comic on those days, totally feel free to do so and everyone can party in my house while I’m not here, all right? But OTHERWISE, please join us next TUESDAY for a Quiet Dinner Conversation with Mona and Inez, followed WEDNESDAY by some Existential Girls Action.

2012-06-02-bm

Who is the Worst Girlfriend

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It’s seriously bad at the copy store when an old dude needs a million weird receipts copied. It is such a painstaking process!

As far as what song from “The Wall” is playing at maximum volume throughout the strip: which song would be the funniest? PLEASE CAST YR VOTE IN THE COMMENTS DEAR READERS.

I will see you all Tuesday, when we take a mysterious journey into the underwater deeps with our intrepid heroines.

(Note: this strip also appears in the new issue of ROCKSALT, which has JUST DROPPED. Find a copy around Austin, or read it online here! (Here’s the rudimentary official website for back issues: http://fictioncircus.com/rocksalt.) I also did the dialogue for John David Brown‘s excellent comic strip Stillbourne in this one.)

2012-05-31-bm

Doctor Christ-X and the Corrections

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I want to go on record that this is the first appearance of William Gaddis’s US National Book Award winning novel, JR, to appear in any comic strip ever. I feel confident in making this assertion.

It’s possible that this is also the first time the works of Jonathan Franzen have been discussed with any degree of seriousness (um, in this case an extremely low degree of seriousness) in any comic strip ever. Perhaps this is funnier if you’ve read the Corrections? Okay, how many people have read The Corrections, or any book by Jonathan Franzen? WHAT DID YOU THINK?

I’ll start: The Corrections seems, despite its flaws, to be actually impelled by some kind of serious individual pain, and by the kind of moral questioning where you don’t know the answer in advance. Sure, evil drug companies have stolen the patent of a noble working man to disseminate a kind of evil brain drug to the masses, and sure, video games corrupt EVEN NARNIA, but there’s a sense that these are perhaps the best possible roads, and that the characters the book kind of forces us to identify with are really just Luddite scum for resisting the technological corruption of man in the name of happiness. You could make a pretty good case for both sides and the book is ambivalent in the best sense. Contrast with Freedom, which I hell of don’t like: Freedom’s moral dilemmas just sort of exist in a void. The answer to the question of whether mountaintop removal mining to save a single bird species is justified doesn’t seem that interesting to Franzen anymore: the large moral questions loom in the background, but essentially as flavor for the domestic drama, horrible wunderkammer set dressing: kid gets in big trouble selling bad Russian tank parts to US Blackwater-style contractors (that may be wrong; I don’t have the book on me, but something like that); husband faces pressure at work because mountain families refuse to move so that their land can be destructively mined; gentrification divides two families, etc. Think of it in TV Guide synopsis format: “An Occupy Wall Street protest forces Rick and Cindy to reassess their marriage,” “A bad investment in a Far Eastern iPhone sweatshop causes Michael to lose millions, creating tensions with his wife.” Whereas w/ The Corrections: “Incredibly unethical ecstasy-like drug allows Midwestern mom to cope with horribly dissolving marriage” — the social horror is more directly, satisfyingly tied to the situation.

(I also sort of remember writing this a few years ago: http://fictioncircus.com/news.php?id=46&mode=one. It’s a review of Franzen’s STRONG MOTION, whose plot I almost don’t even remember anymore. I think an evil corporation is generating earthquakes? I remember a really good scene with a raccoon living in horrible urban blight. But I stand by pretty much all of that review except the quality of the writing.)

Further: there’s a dejected quality to Freedom, whereas The Corrections had some kind of terrible sense of hope and possibility, like Kobo Abe-level terrible. I just don’t like Freedom. Who likes Freedom, or has any kind of thought about Franzen whatsoever, I guess?

Okay, so on Saturday we get to see where Inez works, plus also a desperate confrontation between Old and Young. Enjoy it!

2012-05-29-bm

Seitan’s Hoof

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I don’t know what to say about this one? It was tricky to write it so that Mona doesn’t come off as completely awful, just entertainingly awful. I have no idea what any of the food in that buffet is supposed to be, also. Surely it can’t all be differently molded/constituted varieties of seitan.

No Existential Girls strip this week — INSTEAD PLEASE SEE MY NEAT GUEST STRIP AT BLASTER NATION. Blaster Nation is one of these newfangled comics that grew on me really, really fast — the writing is kind of great, at once funny and sounding weird despairing depths, nerdy without being entirely dependent on references. It charms me and you ought to sample the work of Brad and Leslie!

Okay okay, so please join us on Thursday, when you shall be commanded to enjoy a quiet discussion on contemporary fiction between Mona and Inez. It’ll be great!