2012-11-20-bm

Library Policy Killed Me

2012-11-20-bm

So I’LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE: http://therumpus.net/2012/11/horn-reviews-the-dream-of-doctor-bantam

I love everything about this. Mr. Kevin Thomas picked the best possible images anyone could pick pretty much. His version of the Institute logo is so excellent. A SALUTE TO MR. KEVIN THOMAS OF THE RUMPUS.

FURTHER, I’ll leave THIS here: http://www.autostraddle.com/read-a-fcking-book-jeanne-thorntons-the-dream-of-doctor-bantam-149623/

. . . That tenderness of first love, of first girl-on-girl love, of finally knowing how you want to be forever and finding someone you can easily take with you. The love story makes this a book for us. A book in our own strange, emotional, gravelly language. A precious sign of what goes on in our hearts and our heads and how it is to fall in love with someone unusual. Someone nobody would have picked for you. Someone you thought you’d never be able to pick.

Eileen Myles called it “messy.” I was ready for romance, for hot summer nights, for a heart beating merely to continue looking for truth. And if I haven’t given you enough reason to read it by now, just know it was all of that and more.

These are the kind of things that make the huge amounts of time spent doing this stuff worthwhile: having someone you have no direct knowledge of suddenly care about the same things you care about, for a while. SO HAPPY ABOUT THESE.

ON A DARKER NOTE.

I didn’t remember that this was the Transgender Day of Remembrance before planning this comic for the day. I feel completely fortunate that other than a handful of scumbags in my old Brooklyn neighborhood, I’ve never been actually threatened or attacked. But I remember having to make an active decision: “Now there are people who are going to potentially kill you without knowing you, based on how you’re going to present yourself.” And I don’t think anyone should have to make that decision. And I feel grateful to everyone who’s helped in any way to change the balance of the statistics on this site from stuff like “shot by the LAPD, shot by the NYPD.” But trans advocate Brandy Martell was shot in her car just this year by guys who tried to pick her up only a couple of blocks from a restaurant Anna Anthropy and I ate at while talking about the really early stages of her book sometime in like 2011. It’s still really, really bad. We could’ve both been gone just as easily as Brandy Martell was, for just as little reason. And it’s worth taking some time to remember this and the people who weren’t as lucky.

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Okay, so this comic. To anyone who thinks this comic about a mother helping her daughter steal books from the public library is too saccharine: I will see you Thursday for our THANKSGIVING SPECIAL! BRING YOUR APPETITE.

2012-11-15-bm

Five Noble Factors

2012-11-15-bm

A comic commemorating Sun Tzu, author of that classic of military strategy and tactics, War is a Racket. Remember these five noble factors! They can be useful in your own life! A usual interpretation of these factors: Issues involving the weather. Issues involving the terrain of the enemy. The personal character of the enemy commander. The internal logistics of the army. AND: general submission to the individual tendencies of objects under THE TAO. If you correctly calculate these factors in your own force and that of your opponent, you can know the outcome of the battle before it even happens.

So hey: some artwork I did was included in a show called PRESIDENTIAL LOSERS at Salvage Vanguard Theater in Austin. The idea was that a combination of local artists like myself and Big Deal artists like Anders Nilsen, John Porcellino, and Lauren Weinstein would come together to do pictures of people who’d run for president and lost. (I did Geo. McClellan.) The show is becoming a book, with luck, and you can help this process out by contributing to the Kickstarter campaign! They just need $5,000. This seems eminently achievable. DOESN’T IT?

There will for sure be a comic next Thursday, or THANKSGIVING. There will probably also be one Tuesday. See y’alls then

2012-11-13-bm

Goblins!

2012-11-13-bm

This is for The Party, who had to contend with a gelatinous cube and a quasit last week, and who are going to have to navigate a hellish maze Tuesday night. Stay strong in your hearts!

I’m making progress on the new longer project I’ve been pokily working on for a couple years now. Here is a PREVIEW IMAGE:

The pages are all penciled and it’s a little shy of half done on the inks. Once I finish it, the next non-regularly-updated comics project is the MWHF conclusion. SOON, FRIENDS

Also: dear New Yorkers! The excellent team behind Word Up Community Bookstore requires YOUR HELP to find a new permanent location! This is a new independent bookstore, shocking in this day and age to begin with, and located in the Washington Heights neighborhood. If I’m not mistaken, it’s pretty much the only bookstore in that neighborhood, and in the wake of terrible hurricanes, it’s more necessary than ever before. I saw Junot Diaz read there and he rocked the place. HELP THEM OUT! The worst that can happen is that you will get a book for your troubles.

New comic Thursday if all things go well!

2012-11-09-bm

Zen Espresso

2012-11-09-bm

THERE IS LITTLE MORE TO BE SAID.

Here, also, is an excellent illustrated interview the fantastic CASSIE J. SNEIDER has done with me at TheRumpus.net! Topics of discussion: Scientology, a history of juvenalia I have been responsible for, and the answer to the question of which Beach Boy I would prefer to be melted onto in an industrial accident. It is one of the few interviews I’ve done that also alludes to the fact that I do comics as well as write books, which is really nice. Please enjoy it! Please, also, buy the book if you haven’t!

I should have more Bad Mother material for you on Tuesday, all things permitting. One day there will be Boat Girl again. I am trying to get things done!

2012-10-30-bm

Happy American Horror

2012-10-30-bm

So I’ve been sick for two and a half of the past four days — interestingly, not consecutive days — and my plans to do three comic updates this week fell prey to needing to take it easy. This means your Halloween strip is ready NOW, giving you a full shopping day to prepare your costume if you, like Mona Spector and myself, are too terminally Bad at Halloween to have gotten one ready before now!

The joke in this one is pretty by the numbers, but what I like is Cathy’s costume, which is one of those high concept but totally ineffective costumes that I like to come up with! WHY DON’T YOU ALL GUESS WHAT SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE COMMENTS. Other costumes I considered for her before deciding on this one: the “world-snake” Jörmungandr, the lead figure from Pornocrates by current fave painter Felicien Rops. Fun sketches:

Other news: I did this playlist for my book! I was at Austin Comic-Con and met a bunch of people and gave them bookmarks with Bad Mother comics. Hopefully SOME OF YOU are those people! Welcome!

For you and for everyone else: new comic on Thursday, same day as my reading at DOMY Books. If you’re in Austin, please come and hang out! This is probably the only event I’ll be doing for the rest of 2012, so if you want to hear me read from my book, you’d best turn up!

2012-10-25-bm

Puppet Play

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BEHIND THE SCENES SECRETS: this strip largely exists to establish that Mona Spector is the events director at her humble coffee shop. HOWEVER, I do think this would be a great event to see at a place where food and coffee are served! HERE ARE TWO MORE GREAT EVENTS YOU MAY ENJOY: A Reading with Jeanne Thornton at DOMY Books (link is to Facebook): Austin people ought to know about this DOMY Books! All manner of indepdent books, comics, zines, and other reading matter, plus constant excellent events, book clubs, and much more. Any city is only as good as its bookstores, and DOMY is one of the stores making Austin a legitimately good city in which to live. AND NOW CLEARLY IT IS ALL THE GREATER, as I will be reading there on November 1! Come celebrate DAY OF THE DEAD with me! Bring any questions you want to ask, whether they have to do with the book or not! November 1, 7 pm, 913 E Cesar Chavez St in Austin! Austin Comic-Con: Come pick up a copy of Rocksalt! A bunch of Man Who Hates Fun books! Copies of my novel! And an infinity of other delightful surprises! I’ll be with Geoff Sebesta and Uncle STAPLE! at booth 930 on Saturday and Sunday, and mmmmaybe part of Friday, if I can get necessary freelance work done early. Come hang out! So more news you may like: I’m going to shoot for three updates next week, Tues/Weds/Thurs. This is largely to get a true Halloween update in there, since there is in fact a Halloween strip this year, in CLASSIC NEWSPAPER COMIC TRADITION. So here is the signal I will give you: if you see this Halloween strip on Tuesday, expect the regular Tues/Thurs schedule. If, however, Tuesday is a normal, non-ghostly strip, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR HALLOWEEN EXCITEMENT A DAY LATER, plus another strip on November 1! I do want to get to three strips a week at some point, and we’ll see how it goes in terms of actually getting the time to get the work done. All right: so I’ll see you this weekend at Austin Comic-Con, and then on Tuesday! Is it a deal? It is a deal!

2012-10-23-bm

Have you not Forgot to Wind up the Clock?

2012-10-23-bm

The title of this is from Tristam Shandy.

So the new issue of ROCKSALT is here upon us! This one features sixteen pages of LAUGHS. Go check it out, and if you enjoy it, please like us on Facebook to get more news and updates! I would type the contributor list here, but I’ve been typing it so much lately and it’s suddenly REALLY LONG. But here’s a non-hyperlinked version, with the URLs in web-unfriendly text:

Contributors
Jeanne Thornton (fictioncircus.com/Jeanne)
Sam Hurt (eyebeam.com)
Aaron Whitaker (www.aaronwhitaker.com)
Mack White (mackwhite.com)
M. Austin Bedell (skweegieisland.com/)
Gilbert Smith (crithit.org/spooky)
K. F. Harlock (crithit.org)
Nouri Zarrugh (www.nourizarrughart.com)
Geoff Sebesta (unnecessaryg.com)
Brian Horst (http://www.flickr.com/photos/eelskin/)
Antonius Wolfsblut (muskville.com)
Jason Poland (robbieandbobby.com)
John David Brown (flickr.com/photos/jdbrownpopart)
Miracle Jones (miraclejones.blogspot.com/)
Simon Jacobs (simonajacobs.blogspot.com)
Monte Hayward (www.webcomicsnation.com/monte/)
Mast (absolutemaster.blogspot.com)
Dylan Edwards (studiondr.com)
Dieter Geisler (dietergeisler.com)
Kathleen Jacques (bvbcomix.com)

Marginalia
Jason Poland
John David Brown
Jimbo
Rodney Barry (rodneybarry.deviantart.com/)
Gewel Kafka

Cover
Zach Taylor (gnourg.org)

If anyone would like more info, the Facebook page HAS IT

Also: it looks like co-editor Geoff Sebesta and I are going to be at Austin Comic Con this weekend, along with Chris “Uncle STAPLE” Nicholas and a bunch of Next Generation cast members, including Wil Wheaton. Please come join us! As soon as I know the booth number, I will bestow it unto you! That will certainly be THURSDAY, when we witness an elaborate Rider-Waite card house in the process of construction, and more.

2012-10-18-bm

Suicide Redeye

2012-10-18-bm

This is the thing I miss most about the brief period where I worked as a “barista”: full access to the Torani syrup bar and no restrictions on one’s disgusting personal taste. Also: other people did this, right? Where you go to the soda machine and mix equal amounts of every soda to create a “suicide” drink?

New comic on Tuesday next!

 

2012-10-16-bm

Another Day

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This one is dedicated to many of my friends!

News: I got interviewed in Interview magazine, kind of about the book, but more about my feelings about different matters. My book is also said to be a “punky, poetic rush of a book” as well as “sexy, lucid, and quirky,” and it’s asserted that “Thornton nails loss, loneliness, and creepy cult mentalities. ” It is a weird feeling to have an interview about you out there. When I was I think seventeen, I got a perfect score on the ACT assessment test, one of like nine kids in the nation (or in Texas; I don’t remember) to do so, and a reporter came to our house and did an interview that appeared in the local paper. It was a similarly weird experience where you read a story about someone you don’t altogether recognize to be yourself–like I’m sure I said the puppets thing but it sounds so Byronic and harsh and evil and I don’t really feel that judgmental about my like CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. I remember at the time I felt like this was a process that was happening, that people were falling away from some kind of “great purity” which was the same thing depicted in this comic: wasting a lot of time making stuff that is cool but not useful. Now I can recognize this less as “becoming puppets” and more as like, having different interests. But we all become MORE PURE, MORE ELEMENTAL in the media!

(Memorably re: the earlier story, a friend of mine said that the newspaper photographer made my room look “a lot cooler” than it really was)

There should be a new comic on Thursday for everyone

2012-10-11-bm

Salad of Discontent

2012-10-11-bm

The writing in this one is maybe indistinguishable from a newspaper comic, for which I apologize, but I do like that it has a kind of spiritual sickness to it. I swear that this comic feature is meaner than you think it is.

I don’t have a huge amount of news? We should, as of today, finally be actually really done with the next issue of Rocksalt as of today. This is a big ol’ issue, 16 pages of QUALITY COMICS ENTERTAINMENT, and it’ll be up at the website as soon as we’ve got it back from the printer.

Should be a new comic Tuesday.