Uh oh! It seems like things are going from bad to worse for our friends here at the Stanford Webcomics Experiment…
I would like to ask a question of my loyal readers here at the Stanford Webcomics Experiment. Exactly where do you fall on the political spectrum? I myself like to consider myself a moderate… moderately in favor of kicking government snoops out of my personal and financial business that is! I suppose in some measure it is my experiences dealing with the government that have colored my view of it to some extent, especially their lax enforcement of certain seemingly basic rules relating to issues of intellectual property and people who think they can get fat and happy off of the work of certain brains… my former lawyer advised me to be extremely careful about making statements in a public forum related to such topics and issues where I feel justice has not been fully done so I will not go into tooooo much detail on this (although be warned, J** D****… as soon as I can get the appeal costs together, you and your lasagna-loving little meal ticket might not think yourselves sitting quite so prettily as you right now are!)
However, as mistrustful of the government as I admit I sometimes am, I have to confess that this piece of news from the Occupying Washington DC protests has me very much over the line of being scared for my country:
http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/08/politics/dc-protest-museum/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
In case you don’t trust hyperlinks not to steal your information, I’ll summarize that one of the left-wing protesters of the anti-individualist movement actually attempted to break into the Smithsonean Museum. The news article doesn’t seem to be able to put 2 and 2 together to make 4 (like in math: 2 + 2 = 4), but even a child could see it. What is stored in the Smithsonean Museum? Hmm… could it be the rockets used in the Apollo Program that brought American heroes Buzz Armstrong and Neil Collins to the MOON in 1966?
I have been in a few fights in my day and I know the basic rule that the higher you can get, the better the position you are in to win the fight. It is like how hawks sometimes swoop down on a target from the heights in order to get their victory meal. So put 2 and 2 together to make 4 and think very carefully about exactly what the protesters might be after in that museum and what they might be looking to occupy next… I thought about writing a letter to the newspapers and the President and the Congress to break this story, but I think in retrospect it might be a smarter idea just to sit back and watch how all of this plays out… really I am more of a lover than a fighter. 🙂
I will see you all tomorrow and May the Laughs Be With You,
Steve Junior, Cartoonist
Steve, while I enjoy the speculation, how was the Left intend to fuel these machines?
Think like a Hawk,
Raj
Hi Raj and very glad to have you as a reader!!!! To answer your question in the simplest possible answer I do not know, but I do know that there are a number of advocates for the legalization of hemp among that lot. It is not impossible that there is a reason for that and the reason is grounded in space-based warfare. Again thanks for reading!!!!
Steve Junior
Cartoonist
I like these comics because they’re so true to life.
I write from the heart of me.
Steve Junior
Cartoon Artist
I guess you could call me a moderate too, moderately in favor of those Wall St. jackasses getting assed in the pants!
Hey there, little buddy, we don’t want to scare off any Wall Street tycoons who might be hanging around, looking for a way to make a little peace with the Creative Classes, now do we?
Think like a hawk, little buddy. Think like a hawk.
Steve Junior
Cartoonist
Woah. Ultra is killing people and Milgram is helping. A dark turn! Are we going to get to see Ultra do his killings?
I believe your information of vampires may be slightly out of date, Mister Tambo. Modern vampires are not encumbered by your traditional notions of what is and is not a meal, and in this global economy there is very little that cannot be outsourced. What an American provider may find unethical a little ethnic friend may be glad to provide, for pennies on the dollar.
In the scope of this comic we will see Ultra consume only coffee, I assure you.
Steve Junior
Cartoon Ambassador
Ha ha! I only understood about half of what you said! But that’s why you are the artist!
You understand more than you let on, Mister Tambo, at least as *I* understand it…
Happy “Cripping” to you, my little urban friend.
Steve Junior
Cartoon Populist
I won’t talk about the spelling of “Smithsonian” (whoops, sorry, just did), but I must set the record straight about the moon landing: the year was 1969, and the landers were Neil Armstrong and Buzz Lightyear, I mean Buzz Aldrin.
How ridiculous that you come to MY comic to show your ignoarance about such important topics. I’ll have you know that you hould google a thing.
This Laugh Is Not For You, (ha! ha!)
Steve Junior