I am not in the best of moods right now to say the least thing. My financial difficulties are continuing at a rate faster than I thought they ever could and I am not sure there is any way out of this nightmare (at least not as long as my Paypal account remains frozen so I can’t set up a donation button and ask for help in paying my basic rent and food costs from some charitable readers *wink* *wink* :-P) Monday morning was perhaps the lowest point of all as I received a call… on a holiday celebrating the American discoverer and hero no less! Can you beat that? Anyway the call was from A ROBOT. The ELECTRICITY COMPANY… or should I say from a ROBOT employed by that company designed to harrass innocent cartoonists and other important local figures who are just trying to make an honest living and bringing laughs and hilarity to the population. And since electricity is pretty important in the development of my entertainment properties these days of which Stanford Webcomics Experiment is only the least of the things I have planned… well…
Although my Paypal equipment is not currently active I know that there are some honest readers out there who are maybe interested in trying to help me out of this present crisis. However I am not comfortable with offering my personal information on an online forum. So here is how we can work this situation out together. Please make out a check for any amount greater than $50 to the name of:
STEVE JUNIOR MEMORY EXTRACT GINSENG LLC (currently my business bank account is keyed to this name I am sorry for the confusion!!!!)
Then please call the Hayti City Clerk’s office at this number:
(573) 359-0632
They will be able to ask you subtle questions in order to determine that you are a real person, and I have left numerous messages with them letting them know that if anyone calls offering me money that they should collect the phone number from that person and then call me letting me know the number so I can get in touch with you. Please when I call you to give you my address for sending the money to send the check via EXPRESS MAIL ONLY because anything else will be probably too slow in getting to Hayti, MO for my needs!!! It will be about a $17.00 charge with all the confirmations and insurance you will have to buy but when the comic is taking off a little more than it is now I can pay you back for the hassle of this.
Thank you and God Bless you!!!!
I am also accepting commissions!
May the Laughs Be With You,
Steve Junior
i sense a lot of romantic tension between these people. Like on the hit show Friends.
That’s exactly what I was going for! Something of the will-they/won’t-they of the X-Files, combined with the oh-snap-they-didn’t of a really good episode of Jerry Springer or maybe even Montel!
Steve Junior
Cartoon Aficianado
This one makes me very, very very, very, very uncomfortable. I don’t know how to read it or what voices the characters should be in my head.
They should have the voices of your family, or loved ones. Whoever makes you the most comfortable.
Yours,
Steve Junior
Cartoonist
Still funny, though! I laughed anyway! Thank you SO MUCH for making these comics for all of us!
Sincerely,
THE GANG
Are you in a gang? I always imagined that my work had a certain *urban* appeal.
Steve Junior
Cartoonist
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Thanks Dorian! I’m a bit of a panda-fan myself!
I did not understand anything else you said. Here is a picture of a panda bear.
Ha! Ha! There’s more to him than meets the eye!
Steve Junior
Cartoonist