Poor Tuskegee! It is a miracle she is still able to function with so much dirt around! But somehow women always find a way…
Today is Friday, which I have always considered to be my day for sitting back with a cup of coffee and taking advantage of the infinite Burger Bar at Shoneys and making plans for where to go next. Right now the traffic reports from my cyber-security systems showing me how many of you read this comic are just pathetic and the numbers are nowhere near where they should to be in order to effectively monetize you all.
So hey, here is an idea which I have just thought of that can maybe mitigate this! Suppose that each of you tells ten friends about my comic and sends them a link, or maybe you offer them some kind of special reward if they read my comic (beyond of course the reward of just reading it, LoL! ;-)) That would substantially improve my potential earnings ratio and allow me to do more work on the comic. Hey, why not, right??
Alright, the Burger Bar is calling me, I will see you tomorrow and every day!
May the Laughs Be With You,
Steve Junior
I’ve had plenty of cats, and the one thing they have in common is their fear and loathing of vacuum cleaners! I know your fertile and zany imagination can generate a gag or two involving Scoopy Mew and a vacuum cleaner. Maybe he could claw out Tuskegee’s eyes or give her her cat aids or something. Just sayin’. Keep up the good work!!!
Wait…I thought we all had cat AIDS. Isn’t it really common?
Ha! I checked myself with a Google and found that it is not a human disease at all! Look here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=cat+aids&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
It says that it is “a very unpleasant and undesirable disease,” but that it is a disease of cats, except for cats that glow in the dark, which are for some reason immune.
The cat’s name, by the way, is Mengele.
Wait. Instead of cat aids, Tuskegee contracts Toxoplasmosis from cleaning Scoopy Mew’s litter box because she’s pregnant. Maybe by the guy with fangs. can you draw him getting her pregnant? Thanks in advance.
I would be pleased to draw this commission for you, though I think its display on a public forum might be too much for my more sensitive fans. How much would you be willing to pay for a “private viewing” of such an occurrence.
Steve Junior
Cartoon Artist
Note: the pregnancy cannot “extend” into the strip itself.
Second Note: unless my fans were to pay a reasonable fee!
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Why thank you! I always do my research on even seemingly the most abtruse topics. It’s part of what makes me the artist that I am.
Steve Junior
Cartoonist