I apologize if any of my readers are offended by this one. The last thing I want to do is come to the marketplace of ideas with a real “trojan horse” in my merchandise bag, or a “smallpox blanket” either. I just was lying awake last night thinking about different things that have been on my mind lately and different ways that different situations could go, and I would have gone out for a walk except I was worried about making noise on the stairs. The only thing that got me through the night was the idea for this comic so I have done it and may the LORD have mercy on me I suppose is all I can say about it.
May the Laughs Be With You!!!
Steve Junior
Steve Junior,
What kind of message are you teaching our children that video games are a substitute for the great American outdoors? I remember the old days when comics were about buying a soda pop and sitting on a log to watch the ferries go by. Now this country is on a ferry, and it’s people like you that are leading us off the edge of a waterfall in the name of comedy. I don’t hear any laughs coming from the bottom of that drop. Do you, Steve?
Please do not use my email I have given for marketing purposes or for selling it. Thank you. Thelma.
Thelma Hoffenback.
THELMA HOFFENBACK.
I WILL FIND YOU, THELMA HOFFENBACK.
Steve Junior,
Cartoonist.
After consultation with my manager, I will withdraw my statement. I will not find you, Ms. Hoffenback.
Although I know you’re in Toronto.
You can go ahead and find me, Steve. I am not afraid with the lord by my side. And it won’t be hard to find me, being one of the few good souls in this city of heathens.
I have taken some time to prepare my response to you, Ms. Hoffenback.
Beware.
And it is MR. Hoffenback. Thelma is short for Thelmascus. Named after one of the forgotten saints.
I apologize for my error, but you are not by any chance referring to a CATHOLIC saint, are you ?!?!?!?!?!?
What video game are they playing? Maybe the original “Paperboy?”
The Sims.
Steve Junior
Cartoonist
Okay…
Don’t do it! It is daylight out there!
You Could Risk Your Precious Eyes,
Steve Junior