I know that’s not the title of today’s comic, but I’m so excited that I can’t help sharing! After what I read in the news today — what we ALL read in the news today — I think you understand what I mean when I say,
Think Like a Hawk!
Have you ever seen “Inglourious B***erds?” That’s what I mean! That brilliant speech made me think — do I want to hide where a hawk would hide, or where a rat would hide?
Where a rat would hide, right?
BUT THINK ABOUT IT. Because “Inglourious B***erds” was a very popular film (though it was made by that notorious pottymouth <a href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quentin_Tarantino”>Quentin Tarantino</a>) and whoever is looking for you HAS PROBABLY SEEN IT.
So logically they will be searching for rats!
Which is why I say, be one step ahead, my friends. Think like a hawk, a hawk playing chess. Always one step ahead. Think like a hawk.
Have a good night and may the Laugh be with you!
Steve Junior
Cartoonist in these troubled times.
I like this font a lot better, Steve. Also, this is the kind of joke I can understand. I actually printed this one out and gave it to this girl in my office. After I explained it to her, she actually laughed out loud!
Wow, another fan! Thanks, Ruttiger! I really appreciate it! I mean really. A lot. Honestly. One whole more fan.
I noticed she did not click “like” though.
I am not certain on the legality of clipping my comic out and pasting it on your wall at work, but I’ll check with my attorney.
Steve Junior
Cartoonist