Hi readers! So for this one I decided that since I have taken it upon my self so to speak to entertain you with the video games that it seems many of you prefer for entertainment, I had better know “whereof I speak” so to speak. Using special Google algorithms I was able to “reverse engineer” the fact that Mario is the most well loved of the video game “super stars” and that a webcomic becomes at least 4,000% more profitable when it features Mario in a strip. He even eats stars to become more powerful! I would be a fool basically to ignore this gravy train and I will try to work out more jokes along this theme at some future point.
While doing this research I also found some images that are a little bit N.S.F.Work that involved a certain princess and a certain lizard king who I think is from a different game… yipes! I saved a lot of them to my hard drive for further research but if you are interested in them please leave a comment below expressing your interest and I will use my cyber-security systems to determine your email and contact you about negotiating a fair price for a burned C. D. containing the images. You should be over 18!
I will see you tomorrow and every day!
May the Laughs Be With You,
Steve “Super Mario” Junior
Wait, are they playing “Life,” for SEGA Dreamcast, or are they playing “Mario?” I thought they were playing the Sims!
I just realized that they could be playing lots of different games! I bet the cartridges are scattered out all over the floor like I used to do when I was a kid! You play one for a little while, and then you switch them out. Classic fun.
Right you are, Mister Tambo? Now, do you mean your childhood home, or the home you live in right now?
I have had many homes in my life, but it has always been the same old crusty stained carpet and the same old lazy Sunday afternoons.
I am moved that my work has moved you.
(silence)
I will let you have the last word on this affair.
Steve Junior
Cartoonist
You know what would be funny is if Tuskegee’s shirt changed numbers sometimes. You know, just as an inside joke to “careful readers.” THIS IS NOT A CRITICISM. Just a fun suggestion!
–The Gang
But then would people recognize her? These are cartoon characters, not real people in suits, so they must conform to the rules laid down at their creation. Any less would be “meta,” and I never “met a” “meta” that I liked!
I accept that your criticism is not a criticism, and know that you are only here to learn.
Steve Junior
Cartoon Artist