Dear Readers I am not in a holiday mood this year and I hope this comic makes you reconsider your life and positions. Let me also say a few words about “Halloween” or “Hallowe’en” for the Wiccans among you just so you do not get too comfortable in celebrating your holiday. Halloween was started by the devil in the year A.D. 666 through his earthy Demon Servants the DRUIDS, who would frequently take the skull of a small child and cut it from it body, killing that body, and they would then put a candle lit by a small spark of the FIRES OF HELL and put it into the skull, creating the first “Jack of the Lanterns” to terrify their enemies the Christians. Frequently these DRUIDS with their witch consorts would walk from house to house holding bags made of CHILDREN’S STOMACHS and would knock on the doors of the castles in the village, and when a king would open the door to see who was knocking, the DRUIDS would go inside the door and kill the king and have Unnatural Sex with his queen in an attempt to impregnate her with devil children. Many of these children grew up to become the powerful Hapsburger family of Olde Europe, and the children of this Devil’s Family would frequently fornicate with one another, producing by means of Incest many of the kings and tyrants who so troubled European history and promoted war and disaster for centuries, culminating in the birth of the Antichrist Hitler from the womb of Queen Bismarck of Germany in the early 20th Century. This is what you are celebrating dear readers, when you celebrate “Hell” O’Ween!
So I hope you have a “Happy” “Halloween” if such a thing can exist. As I do most often around this time of the year I am going to shut the computer down and curl up in bed with a good book (not I assure you THE “Good Book” which I have my own issues with that I am too busy to explain right now) and attempt to endure the demon’s night. I hope you are sensible and will do the same after reading these words, maybe taking some time to reread the archives to provide yourself even more spiritual “armor against the Beast”.
May the Laughs Be With You!!!!
Steve Junior, Head Cartoonist