The Stanford Webcomics Experiment

I apologize if any of my readers are offended by this one. The last thing I want to do is come to the marketplace of ideas with a real “trojan horse” in my merchandise bag, or a “smallpox blanket” either. I just was lying awake last night thinking about different things that have been on my mind lately and different ways that different situations could go, and I would have gone out for a walk except I was worried about making noise on the stairs. The only thing that got me through the night was the idea for this comic so I have done it and may the LORD have mercy on me I suppose is all I can say about it.

May the Laughs Be With You!!!
Steve Junior

Poor Tuskegee! It is a miracle she is still able to function with so much dirt around! But somehow women always find a way…

Today is Friday, which I have always considered to be my day for sitting back with a cup of coffee and taking advantage of the infinite Burger Bar at Shoneys and making plans for where to go next. Right now the traffic reports from my cyber-security systems showing me how many of you read this comic are just pathetic and the numbers are nowhere near where they should to be in order to effectively monetize you all.

So hey, here is an idea which I have just thought of that can maybe mitigate this! Suppose that each of you tells ten friends about my comic and sends them a link, or maybe you offer them some kind of special reward if they read my comic (beyond of course the reward of just reading it, LoL! ;-)) That would substantially improve my potential earnings ratio and allow me to do more work on the comic. Hey, why not, right??

Alright, the Burger Bar is calling me, I will see you tomorrow and every day!

May the Laughs Be With You,
Steve Junior

Dear Readers, I want to NOT thank you for not having sent me any money by express mail in order to help keep the webcomic servers firing over here. Sometimes I wonder why I bother doing this comic for all of you when you are not even willing to help a person in a moment of trial. It is like my car broke down on the side of the frontage road of Highway 55 and none of you stopped to fix it but instead just zoomed on down the road to “fun” destinations such as Blytheville, Arkansas or other such places. I am disappointed in each and every reader today.

Fortunately my faith in humanity is not altogether destroyed because of a certain little known fact… it seems dear readers that Angels are Real, and in fact one of them happens to be someone very close to me. One of these angels is in fact my dear ex wife Linda Junior (she retains my last name still) who after I explained my situation to her over an emergency dinner at our favorite Shoneys restaurant after I waited ALL DAY LONG FOR A SINGLE CALL from the Hayti City Clerk office and NO CALLS CAME letting me know that money was on the way. So I went to dinner with Linda and not only was she willing to pick up the check even though it was not her turn (and not for the last three times either but shhh don’t remind her!) but she was willing to call the electric company and talk to them and maybe pay down a portion of the bill so the lights can stay on. She is true blue as well as highly intelligent dear readers and I’ll bet you can guess what character in my comic she is based on 🙂

I will see you tomorrow when maybe things will be a little bit BRIGHTER… no pun intended!!!!!!!

May the Laughs Be With You,
Steve Junior