
I am so sorry that I had nothing to tell you the last two days! I was stricken with what I like to call “The Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie-Woogie Flu,” although it was probably more related to tuberculosis.
Children, when they warn you about the dangers of clove cigarettes, BELIEVE THEM. The extra “cool” that comes with them is DANGEROUS.
After all, it’s hard to Think Like a Hawk when you’re Coughing Like a Hobo!
May the Laugh and not the Cough be With You!
Steve Junior
Cartoonist

I am confused about what a “diajas” is. Is this a tortilla food?
You are obviously no Texan. All the same I apologize for the time that it took me to inform you of that. I had to wash a car this weekend and it threw me all akimbo.
Steve Junior
Cartoonist
When I first read it, I thought he said, “Bigger than your Ass”! ROFL!
On a closer examination I saw that he realy said, “Bigger than Dallas” which isn’t as good in my opinion.
That’s why I’m doing the comic and not you, Mister Available. I am a professional. I don’t even know what you are.
Steve Junior
Cartoon Artist