
Friends I have found this UNAUTHORIZED E-PRODUCTION OF MY COPYRITTEN WORK on the internet!!! I assure you I wull be suing this individual INTO OBLIVION as soon as my lawyers identify the culprit(s). EXIF tag data is forthcoming! No true Missourian would ever perpetrate such a travesty upon the internet — I dare this coward to show his face in Hayti and I will bush his face for him or her!!
May The Laugh Be with Everyone Except For Them. Bastards.
Steve Junior

Haha, this one’s pretty good, Steve.
I don’t know where you got the idea that you could address me as an equal, Mister Smith, but I will assure you that your tastes are greatly mistaken and this one is NOT pretty good, unless you mean my original concept, which is GREAT.
Steve Junior
Cartoon ARTIST.