Liberals Are Crawling Up The Sides Of My House.
French kissing, French socialism, French meat; the left is willing to do any silly things that their communo-socialist masters in France order them to. They will even suck snails out of their shells and pretend they like it, and why? All for the glory of France. The very nation that cursed the world with the concept of the left wing (http://www.conservapedia.com/French_Revolution) has given the lie-berals of America a new fad, one that shows contempt for yet another of God’s laws; gravity.http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Search?search=parkour&go=Go
Parkour is a new French “sport*” where people, usually poor and a-theistical, are compelled by Satan to leap over bannisters and run down staircases without touching any of the stairs. Satanic possession? No, just poor people who can’t afford French elevator taxes (probably because they don’t have a job) (probably because their entire country is too lazy) who have taken to running up and down the walls of the buildings themselves! They prepare themselves for the task by drinking cheap and dirty wine, and thus “fortified,” immediately chase themselves up and down architectural features like some sort of sick Tom and Jerry cartoon. But in this cartoon, the stakes are their very souls.
“Poor” In the Sense of “Can’t Do A Good Job.”
I know a thing or two about “the arts” (Steve Junior is a prominent sub-rural cartoonist located in Hayti, Missouri) and I can tell you that the real “art” to life is standing on your own two feet. This is something that parkour “artists” cannot do. I have researched this situation intensely, including several youtube videos (http://www.conservapedia.com/Youtube), and I have determined the limits of what Parkour can and can not do.
Steve Junior says “This!” to the French!
They have reduced the fine art of walking to gibberish.