I have come to the end of me.
Unless a DEDICATED FAN gives me at leats $100 American by midnight tonight, I will be forced to kill one of your beloved characters.
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Steve Junior
Cartoon ARTIST
The 1920’s was a revolutionary time for inventions. The hairdryer was invented in 1920. Before this, women attached a hose to the exhaust of a vacuum to blow themselves dry. Although this worked, the invention of the hairdryer made things a lot easier for women.
This is very similar to the impacts Steve Jobs has made on our culture.
Granted we had computers and ways of playing and buying music before Apple, but Job’s revolutionized these electronics to make things more convenient for people. Itunes has made buying music from your own computer simple without cheating the record companies out of royalties. Q Tips were also invented in 1920 which made cleanings your ears simple compared to burning cones to pull the wax from your ears.
The 1920s was indeed America’s “growth spurt”. Improvements were made in fashion, technology, transportation, and manufacturing. Maybe the biggest improvement of the times was the automobile with a combustible engine. Henry Ford’s automobile created more jobs and easier transportation. Apple has indeed created many jobs in the technology industry. The apple computer, ipod, iphone, and ipad has made it possible to create movies on your own computer, download and transport music, revolutionized the world of cell phones, and made information portable and accessible.
Think like a Hawk and May The Laughs Be With You!
Steve Junior
Cartoon Artist
Ladies, am I right? Ladies, am I right? Ladies, it is true.
Steve Junior
Cartoonist
I thought of getting one of those Whackum Tablets like my -exnephew has. He’s a big “motion designer” and used to be one of my main “ins” into the industry. But now he’s an “ex-“”in” and old Steve has to find his own way in the world of entertainment. So far it’s been great! My fans have not disappointed me nearly as much as they could have. Still, if you want to prove what a great fan YOU CAN BE, why don’t you mail me your Whackum tablet and I’ll use it to make more great comics for you, and all your young friends, to enjoy!
I know there’s been some confusion, and even some deleted comments, about whether I am a “Cartoonist” or a “Cartoon Artist.” I assure you that I am both.
The local news station refused the interview. Even for a man on the street! But I persevere, because I am both:
Steve Junior
Cartoonist
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Steve Junior
Cartoon ARTIST
May the laughs be with you!
Steve Junior
Cartoonist
On my way to the post office I passed a man with this word on a sign! It made me laugh! Ha! But then it made me think. What does that word even mean? I mean, it sounds like someone who can turn fascists to stone, or somebody who IS a fascist who turns other people to know. And as we all know, the word fascist descends from the Greek word fasces, which is a bundle of sticks (often chosen for their strength). Sometimes the sticks were wrapped around an axe, for reasons that escape me.
those crazy fascists
Ha! Ha! But what does it mean?
I hope my rare foray into “continuity comics” will not confuse too many of my long-term readers! Please sound off in the comments below if today’s adventure of Milgram, Ultra, and Tuskegee “blew your mind” and let ol’ Steve Junior soothe you.
Steve Junior
Cartoonist
I know that’s not the title of today’s comic, but I’m so excited that I can’t help sharing! After what I read in the news today — what we ALL read in the news today — I think you understand what I mean when I say,
Think Like a Hawk!
Have you ever seen “Inglourious B***erds?” That’s what I mean! That brilliant speech made me think — do I want to hide where a hawk would hide, or where a rat would hide?
Where a rat would hide, right?
BUT THINK ABOUT IT. Because “Inglourious B***erds” was a very popular film (though it was made by that notorious pottymouth <a href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quentin_Tarantino”>Quentin Tarantino</a>) and whoever is looking for you HAS PROBABLY SEEN IT.
So logically they will be searching for rats!
Which is why I say, be one step ahead, my friends. Think like a hawk, a hawk playing chess. Always one step ahead. Think like a hawk.
Have a good night and may the Laugh be with you!
Steve Junior
Cartoonist in these troubled times.
I am not in the best of moods right now to say the least thing. My financial difficulties are continuing at a rate faster than I thought they ever could and I am not sure there is any way out of this nightmare (at least not as long as my Paypal account remains frozen so I can’t set up a donation button and ask for help in paying my basic rent and food costs from some charitable readers *wink* *wink* :-P) Monday morning was perhaps the lowest point of all as I received a call… on a holiday celebrating the American discoverer and hero no less! Can you beat that? Anyway the call was from A ROBOT. The ELECTRICITY COMPANY… or should I say from a ROBOT employed by that company designed to harrass innocent cartoonists and other important local figures who are just trying to make an honest living and bringing laughs and hilarity to the population. And since electricity is pretty important in the development of my entertainment properties these days of which Stanford Webcomics Experiment is only the least of the things I have planned… well…
Although my Paypal equipment is not currently active I know that there are some honest readers out there who are maybe interested in trying to help me out of this present crisis. However I am not comfortable with offering my personal information on an online forum. So here is how we can work this situation out together. Please make out a check for any amount greater than $50 to the name of:
STEVE JUNIOR MEMORY EXTRACT GINSENG LLC (currently my business bank account is keyed to this name I am sorry for the confusion!!!!)
Then please call the Hayti City Clerk’s office at this number:
(573) 359-0632
They will be able to ask you subtle questions in order to determine that you are a real person, and I have left numerous messages with them letting them know that if anyone calls offering me money that they should collect the phone number from that person and then call me letting me know the number so I can get in touch with you. Please when I call you to give you my address for sending the money to send the check via EXPRESS MAIL ONLY because anything else will be probably too slow in getting to Hayti, MO for my needs!!! It will be about a $17.00 charge with all the confirmations and insurance you will have to buy but when the comic is taking off a little more than it is now I can pay you back for the hassle of this.
Thank you and God Bless you!!!!
I am also accepting commissions!
May the Laughs Be With You,
Steve Junior
Uh oh! It seems like things are going from bad to worse for our friends here at the Stanford Webcomics Experiment…
I would like to ask a question of my loyal readers here at the Stanford Webcomics Experiment. Exactly where do you fall on the political spectrum? I myself like to consider myself a moderate… moderately in favor of kicking government snoops out of my personal and financial business that is! I suppose in some measure it is my experiences dealing with the government that have colored my view of it to some extent, especially their lax enforcement of certain seemingly basic rules relating to issues of intellectual property and people who think they can get fat and happy off of the work of certain brains… my former lawyer advised me to be extremely careful about making statements in a public forum related to such topics and issues where I feel justice has not been fully done so I will not go into tooooo much detail on this (although be warned, J** D****… as soon as I can get the appeal costs together, you and your lasagna-loving little meal ticket might not think yourselves sitting quite so prettily as you right now are!)
However, as mistrustful of the government as I admit I sometimes am, I have to confess that this piece of news from the Occupying Washington DC protests has me very much over the line of being scared for my country:
http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/08/politics/dc-protest-museum/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
In case you don’t trust hyperlinks not to steal your information, I’ll summarize that one of the left-wing protesters of the anti-individualist movement actually attempted to break into the Smithsonean Museum. The news article doesn’t seem to be able to put 2 and 2 together to make 4 (like in math: 2 + 2 = 4), but even a child could see it. What is stored in the Smithsonean Museum? Hmm… could it be the rockets used in the Apollo Program that brought American heroes Buzz Armstrong and Neil Collins to the MOON in 1966?
I have been in a few fights in my day and I know the basic rule that the higher you can get, the better the position you are in to win the fight. It is like how hawks sometimes swoop down on a target from the heights in order to get their victory meal. So put 2 and 2 together to make 4 and think very carefully about exactly what the protesters might be after in that museum and what they might be looking to occupy next… I thought about writing a letter to the newspapers and the President and the Congress to break this story, but I think in retrospect it might be a smarter idea just to sit back and watch how all of this plays out… really I am more of a lover than a fighter. 🙂
I will see you all tomorrow and May the Laughs Be With You,
Steve Junior, Cartoonist