We had a damn fine show yesterday.

You should have come.

Dr. Future read the first chapter of his upcoming new novel: a scene of seduction between stoned young people in a house in Austin, Texas.

I read a short story called "The Polecat." It's about how if you do a good job in life you will someday get ahead. We also gave out awards to famous writers, none of whom were in attendance.

After the show, we spent nearly two hours discussing the best way to heist an organic turkey from Whole Foods. We came up with nearly fifty foolproof plans while eating "Disco Fries," hamburgers, and waffles.

Bill Chapters did not make it to our show on account of a scheduling conflict.

Sunday is his day to pray for salvation with the rest of the Elect.







Posted by miracle on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:46:49 -0500 -- permanent link