

The Man Who Hates Fun, a dour yet youthful Stoic.
Elvira Ellison, a young college dropout mired in sorrows.
Dascha Rand, the illegitimate granddaughter of Ayn Rand and head of the anarchist Rand Corporation.
Elton "Noam" Ellison, Elvira's brother, former anarchist, currently a cop.
Milton Frogman, a troubled sixth-grader of putative genius.
Trash, a jealous independent musician with the "Blips".
Diane the Witch.
Seneca, an inspiration to us all.The new modern "lite" age: an early experiment with it, but I think it's funny and it fits with the plot, so it stays.
This is the culmination of maybe a year and a half of trying to start up the Elvira-teaches-school plot. To see yet another secret early attempt at starting this story, check this out from April, 2008. I don't think this is canonical anymore but it's a weird window into what the MWHF could have looked like had I started it up again at that point in time, rather than continuing to slack on it until the tail end of 2008.
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