The new modern "lite" age: an early experiment with it, but I think it's funny and it fits with the plot, so it stays.
This is the culmination of maybe a year and a half of trying to start up the Elvira-teaches-school plot. To see yet another secret early attempt at starting this story, check this out from April, 2008. I don't think this is canonical anymore but it's a weird window into what the MWHF could have looked like had I started it up again at that point in time, rather than continuing to slack on it until the tail end of 2008.