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The Man Who Hates Fun vs. Elvira Ellison


A Strumpet
Elvira Ellison
Curse my Rigid Moral Structure
A Public Apology
Obviously He Seeks Higher Things
Awful Rob Reiner Farce
In Which a Proposal is Rejected
In Which a Cunning Deception is Perpetrated
Concerning a Lament, and a Perhaps-Expected Arrival
Concerning a Resolution
In Which Practical Arrangements are Made
Concerning Ludicrous Contingencies
The (First) Duel
Concerning a Dubious yet Characteristic Political Choice
I Follow a Deeper Consistency
Stoical Reason and the Stygian Pit
I'm As British as T. S. Eliot
Epictetus Does Not Wait
Captain Picard
Do Not Drag Seneca into This
Best Brother Ever
Midnight Conversation
White on White Translucent Black Capes
Attic Bedroom
Moldering Academics
Reelection 2004
Noam X
A Private Hell to which You Are Presently Contributing
Trivial Pursuit Dayquil
Indispensible Moral Center
Fear is the Only Treason
Schizophrenicized Oedipite
An Epicure
Philosophers Wreck Things for the Rest of Us
A Steak is Used to Cure a Wound
Your Fondest Dream
The Epictetus Lesson
Smooth Talker
Chain Them to the Bed
Night-Veiled Lunacy
The Intolerable Cruelty of my Too, Too Honest Soul
Concerning Dread of the Holidays
Alone at Last

The Man Who Hates Fun vs. Public Education


I Do Not Approve of Celebrations
Goth Club
Dance Dance Dance
Cupid's Darts Are but Javelins
Mutually Destructive
Why Do You Fornicate with Drunks?
A New Career in a New Town
Foxe's Pop-Up Book of Martyrs
Morality is a Messy, Tangy Business
$200, Earned by Virtue
Wild Bill Burroughs
Vitreous Bomb
How to Escape Fascist Control Systems
Into the Wild
Culvert
Alas, That Your Hips Exclude You
The Staff of Life
Sentiment is Immaterial
Kristoff
Stoic-in-Training
You Shall Fail
Pleasure Cruise through Academic Candyland
I'm a Real Breadwinner Now
Butter is Epicurean
Renard the Existentialist
Folk Rock and Cancer Leaves
Indecent Proposal
Civilization and its Discontents
You Derive All Your Convictions from Zines and Jello Biafra
How Unpleasant to Meet Mr. Eliot!
Aroint Ye
No Part of this Chicanery Does Kristoff Want
Kristoff Departs
The Children's Crusade
The Weapon Against God Revealed
A Balefully Dualistic World
Exploiting the Link between Sex and Death
The Nexus of Duties
Goodnight

The Man Who Hates Fun vs. Magic and Independent Music


Parasites on Time
A Credit to Your Ingrown Roots
No Funny Business, See
But That's Just Folk Anarchy
My Comely Undergraduate Girl-Children
Screw Marcus Aurelius
A Grand Stoical Stasis
Maybe I'm Not Living Up to my Potential
Look at Me Shop My Happy Little Heart Out
Gudrun St. Silverwolf
Community Pumpkin Patch
Scrawling Designs on the Face of God
The Occult Has Nothing to Do with Black Vinyl
Aquanet
Mingling with the Spirits
Let's All Get Skyclad
Unfamiliar Ceiling
Frozen in Existential Dread
Practical Wiccan Education
House for a Democratic Liberation Front
Going to the Record Store
Why Did You Even Come Here If You're Just Going to Ruin Everything
The New Interrobang Comp
Trash
Thaddeus & Mary
Would a New Manager Be Authentic?
Meet the Blips
Sham Relationship
Your Songs Are the Poems
The Virtuous Mynde
How Shall You Further Degrade My Day
Two People With Tall Hair Have Sex
Ellison Detective Agency
The Dame Wore a White Carnation
My iPod
Two Negligent Alcoholics
Smokes, What Moxie Part 1 (by Miracle Jones)
Smokes, What Moxie Part 2 (by Miracle Jones)
Smokes, What Moxie Part 3 (by Miracle Jones)
Smokes, What Moxie Part 4 (by Miracle Jones)
Here Are The Young Men
Pay Phone
Drag
Reason Will Crush You
Relationship Advice
You Want to Go on a Date?
Hocus Pocus
Concerning the Problem of Others
Garage Magick
Within the Defiler's Boudoir
Seneca, I Await Our Conversations
Remember Clause 1
Full Moon, You Know
He IS Rock and Roll
Why Pop Music is Fascism
In Which Chekhov's Gun Fires
You Never Treated Me Like a Genius
Like a Gentle Porcupine
Thaddeus 3:16
Juicy Slice o' Depravity
The Delicate Interplay of Ancient Tropes
Elefino
Officious Dignity
Like a Bull in a Magic Shop
Anything's A Crime
Will I Visit You in Prison?
Oh, Sweet Nothings
I'm Ready to Let You Make My Life Okay Now
Ian Curtis Fantasy Suicide
Humorous Suicide Cliche
In Which her Life is Saved by Rock and Roll
I Recommend an Overdose of Hemlock
Scourge with Well-Reasoned Might
Clarence is My Name
Clarence Is Not My Name
It's the Beginning of a New Age for Elvira Ellison

The Man Who Hates Fun vs. Homelessness & God


Despite Our Past
A Statement Of Purpose
The Hacksaw and the Damage Done
An Informative Interview
A Squatter Has Dignity
Death Is The Drug I Deal
A Pastoral Setting
The Origin of Dascha Rand 1
The Origin of Dascha Rand 2
The Origin of Dascha Rand 3
The Origin of Dascha Rand 4
The Origin of Dascha Rand 5
The Origin of Dascha Rand 6
The Origin of Dascha Rand Is Over
It Will Destroy You In The End
In The Name Of Order
A Tense Conversation
Ideal Point of Saturation
The Original Odd Couple
Fire and Brimstone, Fur-Perverts
A Warning; A Hiatus Looms
Krakow
Devil Made Me Do It?!
The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth
The Aquarium Is Full of Fish Skeletons
The Tortures of St. Man Who Hates Fun
A Mysterious Vision
Leave A Warrior His Dignity
Far Be It From Me To Resist Destiny

The Man Who Hates Fun vs. Class Resentment


Mystery Street
Disgusting Opulence
The Rand Corporation
Menace Strategem Omega 4
Spuds Terkel
Oblique Strategist
Marley Was Dead
The Ghost of New Yorkers Past
The Ghost of New Yorkers Present
The Ghost of New Yorkers Future
Merry Xmas 2008 / New Year 2009

Elvira Ellison vs. Ennui, Again


We Never Got it Up on that Revolution Stuff
A Lesson Is Learned but the Damage Is Irreversible
The Letters of Mina Harker
The Resolute Urgency of Now
Mood Shadows
Executive Thinking
Danke Schoen
When the Economy Recovers
Everyman's Journey

The Man Who Hates Fun vs. Gender Confusion, Pt. 1


CNB Room
Task Complete
What a Creep
Elvira Ellison, Executor
Last Will and Testament
Holy Toledo
Triune Siblings of Fate
Here There's Always Music in the Air
Film Music, It Pleases Me
A Regular Franny Glass
A Little Pepper
Down and Out in the End Times
Epicurean Waterbed
Elvira the Friendly Ghost
Kellogg's Diner
On-Demand Interpersonal Squalor
I Respect Porridge
John Hughes Tribute Part 2
Curse My Estrogen-Blighted Limbs
You Are, Christian Freling
Sappho's Fair Isle
A Homeless Person, Young and Strong
Color, Life and Energy
Why You Should Be A Plumber
Shelter from the Storm
Be Prepared Is The Boy Scout's Marching Song
The Circle Has An Empty Sound
Gill Sans Diary
Walking Shade
Maladjusted
High Five
Lye To Me, I Promise To Believe
Folded Notes
True Colors
Union Square

The Man Who Hates Fun vs. Gender Confusion, Pt. 2


I Hunger For Bass
The Part Of Being Dead That Is The Worst
I've Got To Keep Making It Worse Until I Make It Better
Change of Venue
Personal Touch
The Riddle of the Lenses
No Friends Anymorrrre
Literary Destiny
Port ANARCHY
Candle Pt 1
Candle Pt 2
There is Also a Lunch
From the Brim to the Dregs
Red Herring Conversation, Pt 1
Red Herring Conversation, Pt 2
Red Herring Conversation, Pt 3
Dangerous Wine
All What You Make of It
What Reason Dictates
When the Cat's Away
Mirrors and Copulation
How This Works
These Moral Woods
The Agony and the Ecstasy of Dascha Rand
What A Little Moonlight Can Do
Imagine Either Benny Hill Music or Mega Man Boss Theme
Zap
Kitten Up A Tree / The Discomforting Void of Death
Virtue
Is Nonexistence Superior?
Only the Valleys Remained
The Most Regrettable Act of My Adult Life
The Meaning of Perverse
Semantics
Nothing Is Impossible
Deductive Reasoning, Part 1
Deductive Reasoning, Part 2
Deductive Reasoning, Part 3
The Empire Will Always Love and Care For You Patty
A Dreadful Initiation
Behold the Sparrow, Pecking at the Hunters
Axis and Allies
A Time of Cleansing and Elimination
Why Build Character?
The Nature of the Internet
The Stillest Hour
Simple Fate
Robo-Friends
Panang Curry
Project Eden
I Control Everything, Chuck
The Sinister Leer of Fate
Ghosts Have Agency
The First Metamorphosis of the Spirit
Nothing At All
GTT
Dreams of the Everyday Housewife
Executive Thinking
Volcano Party
An Ancient Conflict
Graf Zeppelin
Six Shots, Big Money
A Moment to Stand
Bullets, Bury Yourselves in Me
To Be Concluded
I Am That Gadfly
Selected Dialogues of Plato
Plane
Brother Lunkheads
You Are Still Less Likely to Believe
An Infelicitous Understatement
Fourteenth Anniversary Spectacular
Another Transcend Joke
15 Big Ones

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