Don't be shy...step right up, step right up...don't crowd, there's room for everyone, everybody gets to look, everybody gets to see, make a single line, single file everyone, everyone have your cash in your hand, no pushing or shoving, keep your little ones in your tight fist lest they get snatched by a midway monkey, no feelsies, you there with the piggy eyes, put that knife back in your pocket or I'll snatch you bald-headed and leave you in a river...



No heart conditions. No sensitive dandies. Cold old souls only, lest you fall down weeping, or rise up laughing, or steal our prizes and start your own carnival of terrors.

SEE THE FREAKSHOW BOOKS! NATURE'S ODDITIES AND MISTAKES!

Hold your girly tight, or stick your finger in your fellas ear! Books that shouldn't be! Books that can't be read! Books that tell the time of day, or conceal a pillow for your head! Books with guts, and books so small you could stick 'em in your asshole, and never feel the spine at all!

YOU WANT MORE? HAVE SOME MORE!

Peep and gaze and be afraid!

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Posted by miracle on Fri, 09 May 2008 18:26:37 -0400 -- permanent link