1. Get to New York City (most people fly, but you could also drive, or levitate and wait for the world to turn).
2. Take the L train into Brooklyn. If you see somebody with a "Trader Joe's" bag, follow them!
3. Get off at the Grand Stop. Get out of the subway. Go one block over on Grand Street.
4. Look at the addresses. You are looking for 766 Grand Street: a place called the Stain Bar. It has black windows like a club in a movie where you buy drugs.
5. Go inside; buy a beer; wait for it to be eight o'clock.
6. See the show.
7. Go home; check your email like you always do, you goddamn predictable swine.
8. YOUR LIFE IS YOUR OWN AGAIN
Posted by miracle on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 14:08:47 -0500 -- permanent link